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A Halloween Story

Posted on October 29, 2020 by [email protected]

Rough hands grab my skin, tearing it from my body. I groan as it is ripped away. As calluses abrade each new strip, I shudder, trying to hold myself together. There is life inside me. I must not give in … Continue reading →

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A Cinematic Book

Posted on January 16, 2019 by [email protected]

We made the quarterfinals of the ScreenCraft Cinematic Book Competition! (Update… we made the semifinals!) Just got the word that we made the semifinals of ScreenCraft’s competition for “cinematic” books, which means script readers could see this as a movie. … Continue reading →

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Don’t Bet Against Gravity (or) The Graduation Speech

Posted on August 28, 2018 by [email protected]

To The Class of 2021… And All The Ones To Follow Dear Future Old People: I am honored to speak to you, at the request of absolutely nobody. The sight of your shiny blue faces, illuminated by your phone screens, … Continue reading →

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Conferences for Introverts: Big Events for People Who Like People In Small Doses

Posted on August 27, 2018 by [email protected]

Often, extroverts (and there are far more of them than introverts, which makes sense — who is more likely to get out and find people to mate with?) think introverts don’t like people, or don’t like to go out. They … Continue reading →

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A Dog’s Guide To Humans: Piddle & Doody

Posted on July 8, 2018 by [email protected]

You might want to go relieve yourself before you start reading this dispatch. Of all the things I’ve observed about humans, the most perplexing is their attitude toward their own bodies and natural processes. Honest to Dog, it’s confounding. I’ll … Continue reading →

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