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Don’t Bet Against Gravity (or) The Graduation Speech
To The Class of 2021… And All The Ones To Follow Dear Future Old People: I am honored to speak to you, at the request of absolutely nobody. The sight of your shiny blue faces, illuminated by your phone screens, … Continue reading
Conferences for Introverts: Big Events for People Who Like People In Small Doses
Often, extroverts (and there are far more of them than introverts, which makes sense — who is more likely to get out and find people to mate with?) think introverts don’t like people, or don’t like to go out. They … Continue reading
A Dog’s Guide To Humans: Piddle & Doody
You might want to go relieve yourself before you start reading this dispatch. Of all the things I’ve observed about humans, the most perplexing is their attitude toward their own bodies and natural processes. Honest to Dog, it’s confounding. I’ll … Continue reading
A Dog’s Guide To Humans: Sleep
As with so many things, humans have a strange relationship with their own bodies (just wait until I get to humans and elimination. Oh my dog, that’s a whole subject in itself). They are so uncomfortable in their own skins … Continue reading
A Dog’s Guide To Working With Humans
If you want to work with humans, there are a few important things you need to know. I’ve been working with these humans for a couple of months now, and I can already tell that working with humans isn’t as … Continue reading